Sunday, June 28, 2009

Moths Zombies

I have come to the conclusion that Moths are Zombie Butterflies. The following are my reasons:
1. They fly erratically and bump into everything, walls, ceilings, shelves, your face.

2. They always have an unnatural craving for light. A moth is passive in the night. But once you present to it a naked flame, it would try to consume it feverishly. Burning itself to death in the process. This is akin to the behaviour of zombies in the presence of humans. Zombies by themselves are very chill, they just lack the brains to crack out deck chairs and cool drinks. But once in the presence of humans? They become deviously bloodthirsty to the state of pure insanity.

3. Butterflies flutter majestically during the day. They come out to flutter, socialise and help pollinate flowers. Moths only come out at night to wreak havoc, and cause all sorts of mischief.

4. You barricade (closing windows and sealing doors) to your house to stop them coming in.

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