Sunday, November 29, 2009

Colours of the Rainbow.


Q: It really frustrates me when people say that there are X number of colours in a rainbow. How do they differentiate where one colour starts and one ends?

A: Crayola. Poorer kids see few colours.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Dear Time

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Dear Time,

Would you kindly slow down? Everything is spinning too fast too quickly. A entire year of uni has been completed, I've learned a lot and cruised along for most of the year, but in the great scheme of things I haven't achieved a lot! My friends seem to be going around, advancing in leaps and bounds! I'm just wishing you to give me a chance, to catch up with the rest of the crowd!

Sincerely, Me

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To whom that may concern,

'lol'

Kind Regards, Time.

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We complain so much; but life is never as bad as it seems.